'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I've been trying to all day. But the problem is, I suck at it. Everything I say seems to be a borrowed line from Captain McCallister (whose secret shame is that he's not, in fact, a captain). So instead the wife and I watched The Pirates of the Caribbean again.
Keeping with the theme, check this out: Hate Beak (with downloadable MP3s!). A death metal band fronted by a parrot. Not a guy with a parrot on his shoulder. No no. The parrot is the lead vocalist. The concept is great. The music? Not so much.