You know what the thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. They got the same shit over there that we have over here, but there it's just a little different. Example: in Europe, zoo animals are apparently allowed to hunt and kill one another: Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors.
The zoo released a statement saying that the bears and Barbary macaques had coexisted peacefully for a long time before today. You would think that the so-called "experts" would know that bears are a proud race, and the macaques would someday have to pay for their intrusion.
The statement also says that the animals "almost never" kill one another. Oh, well fine, then. I feel so much better.