Because it's pretty much required of all bloggers to slag ESPN.com's Bill Simmons (mainly because he parlayed his blog into one of the sweetest jobs of all-time), I must ridicule him for this: he admitted yesterday that he got rejected for admission by Georgetown. Georgetown! Hell, I didn't even know they were still an accredited university. I mean, Georgetown is that girl in high school who sleeps with everybody. And Bill Simmons is that guy who goes out with her on the strength of her reputation, and doesn't even come close to closing the deal.
It is to laugh.