Western Kentucky University's Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity chapter has been suspended surrounding, as the news story puts it, an "alleged goat sex hazing incident." But it's no big deal. The chapter president denies that anyone was actually going to have to bang the goat, saying that it was just a joke to make pledges think they'd have to bang the goat. He also denied that this was a hazing incident. Well, I'm satisfied.
See, this is how cliches become cliches. So don't ever wonder why Kentuckians get made fun of for porking livestock and fraternity members are thought of as vicious a-holes.
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