In a move reminiscent of when your mom would try to use current teenage slang in casual conversation, attorney/blogger/friend Don Burton hips me to this sad, desperate quote from Sharon Stone's iTunes playlist:
"For me, Biggie Smalls was the most talented rap musician/composer ever. That's it."
There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster. The day I take advice about rap music from a 60 year-old white woman (wait . . . she's only 49? Holy crow; she's got more wrinkles than a Sharpei) is the day I ask Lil' Bow Wow for recommendations on the great Big Band music of the '20's and '30's.
Let's be honest. The only time I ever want to hear anything from Sharon Stone is when she (or her husband, but preferably she) is being mauled by a komodo dragon.