I am constantly fascinated by what passes for "news," especially when it comes to celebrities. I particularly enjoy when the inevitable comes to pass (that's what WATFO means: "what are the f**kin' odds?"). Here are four items that, basically, any one of us could have predicted would eventually happen:
- Courtney Love Reportedly Fails Drug Test
- 50 Cent's Posse Charged with Gun Possession;
- Rushdie Calls for Muslim Reformation; and
- Stolen Segway Scooters Prove Virtually Impossible to Fence (link via Obscure Store).
That last one is my favorite.