Her real name is Flower, but we call her The Cheat. Because, like her namesake, she cheats. She'll cheat you out of your chair by acting like she needs to go out. As soon as you get up, she'll take it. In fact, if she had a motto, it would be "Take what you can. Give nothing back." And she does. She'll take your blanket, your pillow, your spot on the couch, your side of the bed, your dinner, and your Frosty. Basically, she'll take advantage of every inch you give her. What she won't take is any shit from anyone.
Don't let the gentle countenance and small stature fool you. What lurks behind those soulful brown eyes is equal parts unbridaled avarice, malice and animal cunning. She'll kill you just to watch you die.