- Courtney Love has been cast to play Linda Lovelace in the upcoming biopic.
- Whitney Houston is in rehab. Again.
- A rap artist calling himself "C-Murder," a convicted murderer, lost his latest appeal.
- The Ashton Kutcher vehicle Guess Who sucks.
At this rate, I fully expect Bronson Pinchot to show up on The Surreal Life. What? That, too, has happened? Shit.
*What Are The Fucking Odds?