A PLAN by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.
"All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been emailing and calling in to protest," said a spokesman for the zoo in the north-western city of Bremerhaven.
Zookeepers wanted to test whether the penguins' homosexuality was a lifestyle choice resulting from an utter absence of females, or genetic. How dare they? (Link via Ace of Spades.)