Movies in Seven Words
Via Michele at A Small Victory and Fark: Describe your favorite movie in precisely seven words. This is too much fun to limit to just one movie. I've only got a couple now, but I'm sure I'll be updating this post for the next three days.
UPDATE: Be sure to read the comments. My buddy Adam's contributed three already, any one of which is better than any of mine.
- Struggling actors chase skirts, fancy themselves "money."
- He can't be bargained with, Sarah Connor.
- Angry genius hangs with Mork, frustrates mathematician.
- Obese halfwit, twerp sell brakepads. Hilarity ensues.
- Whiny bitch meets hermit. Bye, Death Star!
- Stand up, Jean Louise. Your father's passing.
- Red stapler-fueled arson hides botched embezzlement.
Run/fight (repeat ad nauseum.) Discard ring.
or the broken down version...
Halfling given ring; nine go on adventure.
Frogthing is schitzo; westward, epic battle rages.
Everyone fights while the Ring is destroyed.
Posted by: steve | August 23, 2005 at 03:37 PM
Pet detective nails babe, rescues Dan, dolphin.
Posted by: adam h | January 26, 2005 at 12:24 AM
Bullwhip-wielding archaeologist saves world from Nazis.
Posted by: adam h | January 24, 2005 at 06:38 PM
The Pentavarite, as it were:
Whitebread southpaw withstands champ's onslaught, finds love.
White heavyweight champ? Carl Weathers is pissed.
Clubber wins, Rocky goes black, regains title.
Rocky beats Drago, delivers stirring anticommunist speech.
Idiot Paulie loses fortune, Rocky schools protege.
Posted by: adam h | January 23, 2005 at 08:11 PM
Will Smith fights aliens...wait, which time?
Posted by: adam h | January 22, 2005 at 08:03 PM
Jessie Spano naked...not all I'd hoped.
Posted by: adam h | January 22, 2005 at 08:02 PM
Asian janitor assists youthful (but aged) student.
Posted by: adam h | January 21, 2005 at 03:21 AM