That Ain't No Bulletproof Vest!

I don't know what to say about this now-famous Dick Cheney photo other than "holy camoly."  Since the Vice President's health likely precludes a career in the presumably-lucrative geriatric porn industry, perhaps Spinal Tap is looking for a bass player that can get through an airport metal detector.

Comments

[Penn]

Where it all began:

http://waste-bin.blogspot.com/2004/11/packing-meat.html

[adam h]

I heard that thing has it's own electoral vote.

Is it possible, anywhere, ever, for large-penis humor to not be funny?