The NYT reports that Conan O'Brien will take over the Tonight show from the catastrophically unfunny Jay Leno. In 2009. So if you actually want to, you know, laugh, tune in in five years.
ASIDE: Does anyone remember how bad Conan was his first year on TV? I was a freshman in college during his first season, and Josh from Atlanta and I used to marvel at how badly he sucked. Then he found his rhythm the next season and made everyone remember that he was the guy who wrote Marge vs. The Monorail. An inspiring success story.