Fox has unveiled three new shows for this fall, one centered around a Hawaiian beach resort (to which so many can relate), one involving teenage quintuplets (not actual quints, but playing them on TV) and Andy Richter, and one in which two black rap artists move to a neighborhood full of old white people and hilarious hijinks ensue. You know, as much as I hate reality shows it's easy to see why networks are beating them into the ground. I'd rather watch "Touch the Stove" or "Animal Survivor" than this tripe.
Aside: The AP reporter who penned this article really dropped the ball. He pretty much insults the new shows throughout the piece, right? And twice, including the opening sentence, he mentions old adages he learned from his grandmother. How did he not use "bad things come in threes?" That should have been his lede.