John Kerry still can't ride a two-wheeler like a big boy:
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry took a spill from his bicycle after hitting a patch of sand during a ride Sunday afternoon, but he was uninjured, campaign officials said.
Here's a picture of Kerry pre-fall:
As I've noted before when commenting on Kerry's evident lack of athletic prowess, the guy is the quintessential lurp. His legs are skinnier than my arms, for crying out loud.